BATTLE

So this is a touchy subject in this post-modernist climate in the good ol’ US of A (i.e. 2nd Amendment; school shootings; dentists or vetinarians killing endangered species in Africa; etc.). My thoughts on battles? I forget who said this but I agree:

“Don’t hit others. But if you must, hit hard.”
— Some judo champion for sure😉

But then again folks, I also recently read this one article of this other judo champion dude (who was minding his own business) defended himself by punching the bully, aggressor, instigator (whatever you wanna call him). The judo champion dude hit him so hard that the instigator died on the spot!!! 😳

WOAH!! 😬

The judo champion dude got sent to many years in jail. So I dunno y’all....🤔....

I agree that we should have the right to protect ourselves, but man that bites!!!

TO BE CONTINUED....

DO YOU HAVE A GUN LICENSE, SPIRIT!?

"DO YOU HAVE A GUN LICENSE, SPIRIT!?"

🙄PFT!!!🙄

Is the pope Catholic???

I surely do! Didn’t all hear about Hitler’s approach? The disarment of jews?! He took away the citizen’s rights to own weapons in the year ____________________.

Actually, that is a historical falasy! Settle down non-gun-toting folks! No need to cry:

"¡¡¡¡Reductio ad Hitlerum!!!!"

I am fully aware that it was actually the previous administration (Weimar Republic) that had the strict gun laws. Hitler only made it easier for German citizens to own guns and stricter for German Jews to tote one. At least that is my understanding of history😬 (Spirit is open to being corrected for all y'all history buffs!!!)

Now I am not a brain-scientist but I don’t think he striped the fine folks of Germany (Jews mainly🕍) of their weapons to prevent mass shootings.

What do all y’all think?

Hence, the 2nd amendment....and hence me being a pistol-packing Texan! YeeeeeHaaaa!!! 🌵🤠

Now to return to the aforementioned story of the judo champion dude that can pack a punch, I think a suitable compromise would be AIKEDO!!!

What's AIKEDO, SPirit?!

Aikido is basically using the aggressors strength against themselves. So you don’t kill them in the process like poor incarcerated judo dude. But you send a message:

“Don’t mess you me or I’ll AIKEDO your NALGAS!”

Check out the Akiedo champ of the world in live action:

 
 
“I own two pistols, a set of throwing knives and a couple of other handy sets of arsenal I won’t mention here.”
— Spirit the Texan

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT SOMEONE, SPIRIT? YOU AND YOUR GUN-TOTTING Shenanigans!

Spirit's response: 🤔...

NAY

  • Reductio ad Hitlerum

YAY

  • Keep guns locked but loaded
  • If kids are around, make sure they are locked
  • Pack daily
  • Shooting practice (frequent)
  • Support NRA